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pants stretcher

Sunday, June 24, 2012

This thing is otherwise known as the Wiffle bat. Stuff this thing down your skinny jeans pants legs for a minute (while you are wearing the pants) to stretch those jeans. Uh, do it in your private space, not out in public. No guarantees, but it's worth a shot. Try it at your own risk.


I just took some horse-sized vitamin pills. I had to chase it down with something. Usually liquid is not enough. I had some Gummi-Bear type candy so I used it as the chaser.

Here's a different chaser: folks who push kids to finish high school. Now that's some serious dedication.